Everybody’s against me.
The boys in blue are against me. Myki inspectors are against me. My cousin Lomez. Joffa. My mother. And now the SuperCoach Gods are against me as well.
Two of my key SuperCoach players were flattened on the weekend.
Chad Wingard was crunched by Darren Glass in ‘a contest’, according to the MRP, shaking up the poor fella.
Glassy, listen mate. I’ve loved your negative tactics for a long time, but this is too far. The ball was well gone by the time your big arse arrived.
Chad wasn’t the same for the rest of the match, and scored only 53. 53 points! Jarmey Impey scored more! BLOODY HELL GLASSY!
The boys in blue are against me. Myki inspectors are against me. My cousin Lomez. Joffa. My mother. And now the SuperCoach Gods are against me as well.
Two of my key SuperCoach players were flattened on the weekend.
Chad Wingard was crunched by Darren Glass in ‘a contest’, according to the MRP, shaking up the poor fella.
Glassy, listen mate. I’ve loved your negative tactics for a long time, but this is too far. The ball was well gone by the time your big arse arrived.
Chad wasn’t the same for the rest of the match, and scored only 53. 53 points! Jarmey Impey scored more! BLOODY HELL GLASSY!
My POD midfielder Callan Ward was on track for a record day. He has the only man matching Patty Dangerfield - but at the end of the second quarter he was absolutely PULVERISED by Richard ‘Dick’ Douglas. Cal had about as much idea of what was coming as a cow in an abattoir - BANG! Lights out.
Keep this in mind - he scored 92 SC points and didn’t even play a half. Thanks a lot, Dick.
Another cracking game on Monday was a bit of a relief, but gee whiz, Joel Selwood (83) and Cyril Rioli (74) were helpful to my final score weren’t they? #thanksfornothing
With the weekend carnage over, I double checked to make sure all my 30 players were still alive.
They were. I was a little surprised.
Then I learn that Pearce Hanley is back this week and Shane Mummy only one more away.
That would be great news... IF I HADN'T ALREADY TRADED THEM!
So the Brisbane and Giants’ club doctors are against me too. WHAT IS GOING ON?
Now more than ever, composure is needed. I’ve got some great meditation cassettes if anybody is interested.
Grab a few rookies this week and prepare for the byes, that’s my advice for this week children.
I’ve just learned that Dominoes aren't delivering tonight, delivery car broken down. STREWTH! They’re against me too.
EVERYBODY’S AGAINST ME.
Chief signing off.
Keep this in mind - he scored 92 SC points and didn’t even play a half. Thanks a lot, Dick.
Another cracking game on Monday was a bit of a relief, but gee whiz, Joel Selwood (83) and Cyril Rioli (74) were helpful to my final score weren’t they? #thanksfornothing
With the weekend carnage over, I double checked to make sure all my 30 players were still alive.
They were. I was a little surprised.
Then I learn that Pearce Hanley is back this week and Shane Mummy only one more away.
That would be great news... IF I HADN'T ALREADY TRADED THEM!
So the Brisbane and Giants’ club doctors are against me too. WHAT IS GOING ON?
Now more than ever, composure is needed. I’ve got some great meditation cassettes if anybody is interested.
Grab a few rookies this week and prepare for the byes, that’s my advice for this week children.
I’ve just learned that Dominoes aren't delivering tonight, delivery car broken down. STREWTH! They’re against me too.
EVERYBODY’S AGAINST ME.
Chief signing off.