Alright Tom. You been hiding away there in the shadows, trying to avoid me but you’ve known this was coming haven’t you?
That’s right Tom MITCHELL, it’s your turn mate.
I’ve been patiently waiting, giving you the opportunities week after week, but you just keep letting me down and I can’t take it anymore. This week – when I really needed you with all these soft nancy boys away on their ‘bye’ – you’ve stuck one last dagger in my heart by not being selected again. NOT EVEN IN THE BLOODY EMERGENCIES!
That’s right Tom MITCHELL, it’s your turn mate.
I’ve been patiently waiting, giving you the opportunities week after week, but you just keep letting me down and I can’t take it anymore. This week – when I really needed you with all these soft nancy boys away on their ‘bye’ – you’ve stuck one last dagger in my heart by not being selected again. NOT EVEN IN THE BLOODY EMERGENCIES!
Are you for real? What the hell have you done to Johnny Longmire mate? Did you take his car park space up there in Sydney or what? This is fair dinkum ridiculous. Perhaps you need to ride a skateboard to training mate?
I should’ve known though, looking back. In reality you’re a second year player – always a danger when it comes to Supercoach. Yeah, I know, this is your third year at the club but you never played a came in 2012 so that doesn’t really count…and then last year you just went BANG! Twelve games at an average of 86 pts per match, and an absolute ball magnet. Who wouldn’t think you’d continue it on this year?
You sucked us all in too didn’t you Tommy. 93 pts in round one, 97 pts in round two – suddenly it looked like you were going to go from strength to strength in 2014, but then it all turned sour didn’t it mate? 55 pts against Adelaide, 59 pts against North and you haven’t been seen since! What the? You’re absolutely smashing it in the magoos, and you still can’t get a game! Honestly, you’d think the Swannies were three games clear in top spot!
You know the worst thing about this Tom? Yeah, you do don’t you. I’ve traded you out this week because I’m sick to death of it, but I just know that next week or the week after that you’ll come back in a start belting out those 100s again, just to shove it right in my face.
I can see it happening, but there aint much I can do about it.
Adios my friend. Maybe I’ll get you back on board in 2015. Think about moving clubs mate – maybe the Saints, or the Doggies. Hell, even the Demons. Somewhere you’ll get appreciated Tom.
I’ll forgive you champ, honestly I will.
Just not this year.
I should’ve known though, looking back. In reality you’re a second year player – always a danger when it comes to Supercoach. Yeah, I know, this is your third year at the club but you never played a came in 2012 so that doesn’t really count…and then last year you just went BANG! Twelve games at an average of 86 pts per match, and an absolute ball magnet. Who wouldn’t think you’d continue it on this year?
You sucked us all in too didn’t you Tommy. 93 pts in round one, 97 pts in round two – suddenly it looked like you were going to go from strength to strength in 2014, but then it all turned sour didn’t it mate? 55 pts against Adelaide, 59 pts against North and you haven’t been seen since! What the? You’re absolutely smashing it in the magoos, and you still can’t get a game! Honestly, you’d think the Swannies were three games clear in top spot!
You know the worst thing about this Tom? Yeah, you do don’t you. I’ve traded you out this week because I’m sick to death of it, but I just know that next week or the week after that you’ll come back in a start belting out those 100s again, just to shove it right in my face.
I can see it happening, but there aint much I can do about it.
Adios my friend. Maybe I’ll get you back on board in 2015. Think about moving clubs mate – maybe the Saints, or the Doggies. Hell, even the Demons. Somewhere you’ll get appreciated Tom.
I’ll forgive you champ, honestly I will.
Just not this year.